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Bats R: Dead Pull Hitter, Frequent Victim of the Overshift
Throws R: Best Pitch, Sidearm Junk Floater, Sends Hitters Back to the Chicken Shack
Career Stats:
-5 Time IZMB MVP (Izzy Mandlebaum League, Seattle, WA) 1995, 1996, 2002, 2003, 2004
-Traded to NH4DS League in 2005 (renamed Championship League in 2006) for salty veteran Burt Wilson, one case of beer, $12.62 in cash and a player to be named much later