The Chape Dog suffered a slight muscle tear behind his scalpula and will be on strict rest for two weeks before returning to action. He is expected to be out a little bit longer when he has his hysterectomy during the All-Star break.
It was a good game by Hammy and GAR but it should be noted that they sent away their third player before the Championship in an effort to rig the game in their favor by removing an untested rookie from their line-up. We are now formally lodging a protest for unsanctioned roster manipulation and are forced to hold the Championship in custodial care until this matter is resolved by the Executive Committee.
Underhandedness and petty attempts at gamesmanship are a hallmark of any victory involving Hammy but to see GAR soil his until-now spotless image with such banditry is a sad thing to see. Bette Midler would be rolling in her tanning machine.
Executive Committe Rules Unanimously In Favor Of Victors
Posted byGARat
2008-05-05 12:02 PM
The Executive Committee has unanimously ruled in favor of Hammy & GAR as Opening Day 'Champions of the World', according to a COTW news service bulletin. The Committee noted that the despondent protest filed by Big Sloppy was 'fallicious, erroneous, contentious and obnoxious in its malevolence.'
The Committee noted that Big Sloppy has also been cited for yet another ungamesman-like conduct violation after throwing a bat across the field after the final out was made in the Championship game. In what was described as a 'juvenile act' by the Committee, Big Sloppy may not be available for play in the upcoming Chester Field Father's Day Event due to a pending (1) game suspension. It should also be noted that although this is Big Sloppy's first suspension of the young 2008 season, it is his 13th overall since 2006.
It was a good game by Hammy and GAR but it should be noted that they sent away their third player before the Championship in an effort to rig the game in their favor by removing an untested rookie from their line-up. We are now formally lodging a protest for unsanctioned roster manipulation and are forced to hold the Championship in custodial care until this matter is resolved by the Executive Committee.
Underhandedness and petty attempts at gamesmanship are a hallmark of any victory involving Hammy but to see GAR soil his until-now spotless image with such banditry is a sad thing to see. Bette Midler would be rolling in her tanning machine.
The Committee noted that Big Sloppy has also been cited for yet another ungamesman-like conduct violation after throwing a bat across the field after the final out was made in the Championship game. In what was described as a 'juvenile act' by the Committee, Big Sloppy may not be available for play in the upcoming Chester Field Father's Day Event due to a pending (1) game suspension. It should also be noted that although this is Big Sloppy's first suspension of the young 2008 season, it is his 13th overall since 2006.
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